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As I mentioned several years ago when Valve and Sierra were tied up in lawsuits around Steam, direct distribution is the future. Here we are in 2007 and Valve’s CEO, Gabe Newell, is intending on distributing every PC game ever made via Steam. RockPaperShotgun has an awesome interview with Gabe where he talks about everything from Portal to Steam.

GameTrailers does the best video reviews in my opinion. They also have a track record of supporting wonderful games that are not necessarily well marketed like Okami or Oden Sphere, with positive reviews. The review below is for the PS2 release of the game which the Wii release will just be a straight port of. The Wii release will of course get some reworking for the Wii controller and it will be 480p with a moderately stronger graphics engine behind it. However the review below is one I endorse.

No More Heroes (ノーモア・ヒーローズ, Nō Moa Hīrōzu) can be summed up as Grand Theft Auto for Wii. However that would be leaving out minor details, like the fact that your main weapon is a lightsaber turned katana that you wield with your Wii controller! Since I have not played the game yet, this is not at all a review, but rather a preview of what has me interested in this unreleased title with no heritage.

PlaySilvia

So I am reasonably interested at this point. The Wii graphics are only a relatively small step above that of the GameCube and compared to the GTA game being released for the XBox360 and the PS3. However I think the following graphics can be appreciated by any gamer. It seems that one of their marketing strategies is the tried and true, sex sells. At PlaySilvia you can see different Japanese models cosplay as Silvia, a main female character in No More Heroes.

No More Heroes for my bunghole

Guests at my house always give me a hard time because I stock cheap toilet paper. Maybe I’ll switch to a bidet in my bathrooms but until then maybe I’ll keep this No More Heroes toilet paper around for guests.