November 24th, 2007
Wii – No More Heroes
No More Heroes (ノーモア・ヒーãƒãƒ¼ã‚º, NÅ Moa HÄ«rÅzu) can be summed up as Grand Theft Auto for Wii. However that would be leaving out minor details, like the fact that your main weapon is a lightsaber turned katana that you wield with your Wii controller! Since I have not played the game yet, this is not at all a review, but rather a preview of what has me interested in this unreleased title with no heritage.
PlaySilvia
So I am reasonably interested at this point. The Wii graphics are only a relatively small step above that of the GameCube and compared to the GTA game being released for the XBox360 and the PS3. However I think the following graphics can be appreciated by any gamer. It seems that one of their marketing strategies is the tried and true, sex sells. At PlaySilvia you can see different Japanese models cosplay as Silvia, a main female character in No More Heroes.

No More Heroes for my bunghole
Guests at my house always give me a hard time because I stock cheap toilet paper. Maybe I’ll switch to a bidet in my bathrooms but until then maybe I’ll keep this No More Heroes toilet paper around for guests.
